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fiercegifs ohitssparkling
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scavenged-luxury encourage
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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

slutdust guy
  • God:*creates the human butt*
  • God:Oh they are gonna love this
kellyinigo encourage
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musicismydrug pride
aryanstark guy
mazerun fuckyeahloldemort
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steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
nvcr-weather guy
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