kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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zootedboy sextinqinclass
5fifth.tumblr.com guy

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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gherkind thefuuuucomics

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

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fuck flying cars, guys

marshmallowviscera loveworth
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so-humorous thatfunnyblog
luvgaymodels thingsmakemehappy
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trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from
lolgifs.net pizza

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

leodeservestheoscar loveworth

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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