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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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officialkrudd thefairy-talefeeling

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

neptunain thefairy-talefeeling
  • me:I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone:(goes into the bathroom)
  • me:wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
brakes thefairy-talefeeling

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

proloqu0r thefairy-talefeeling

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

nefferpitou thefairy-talefeeling
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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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